8.28.2008

the heart of liberty

Next time you get pulled over for speeding, I recommend citing the following right, given to us by our mystical "Supreme Court":

At the heart of liberty is the right to define one's own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human life.

Anthony Kennedy
Writing for the majority of the Supreme Court
Planned Parenthood v. Casey
"No officer, I was just defining my meaning of the universe in which I am the Supreme-King-mangod. Your pedestrian traffic laws do not apply to me"

(*Sorry if you've seen me mention this before, I think it's unbelievable enough to merit drawing everyone's attention to once and a while.)

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