college

Walking to get a vegetarian pita this morning, I was stopped by a poor college student.

Greenpeace member: "Are you an environmentalist?"
Me: "Yeah, sure." (wearing a Red Sox hat)

Greenpeace member: "Did you know that in 30 years Fenway will be underwater if we don't do anything about it?"
Me: "I'll take that bet."

Greenpeace member: "oh, what?"